Lady Blooddrop

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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teabree-shark:
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cloacacarnage

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

futureblackpolitician

Wtf????

theryanproject

Smoove with it too 

meqabitch

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

bankuei

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

pardonmewhileipanic

reminds me of this gif

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Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

sueanoi

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batter-sempai

Baseball players are to be feared

cynosurecosplay

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Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

thenamesdiondra

Reblogging for the last one

saito-91

^Same for me

amuzed1

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

scp2008

much woah

lord-blongus

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

cleoselene

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

lostspirit101

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

funnierabbit75

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

greatcomputerearthquake

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Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

shyflops

Clip from a newspaper. It is a quote from Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher. "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw at their head."

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this

imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

teabree-shark

Are we all forgetting that Randy Johnson then went on to make a sports photography company, and the logo for said company is the obliterated bird?


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eric-the-disposable-demon

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

goodgrammaritan
citrusmillie

Tumblr makes sense to me bc if i see something i like i get excited and hit the button to show other people and theres no weird unspoken social conventions my autistic brain doesnt understand. I can literally sit here and reblog 150 niche shitposts about harvest mice in an hour just bc they make me happy and i dont have to explain myself to anyone and i'll actually *gain* followers instead of just being called weird and downvoted or whatever its so cool

cipheramnesia

I love it here.

four posts from different accounts: You send me the mice; could you please point us to the harvest nice posts OP?; where are the harvest mice posts OP; (in all capital letters) wait you have harvest mice?ALT
mckitterick

re: harvest mice - you might enjoy this post:

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